After I recovered from two weeks of acute continuous diarrhoea caused by eating a rotten fish head, I threw out my leftover adult diapers and wondered where I could have a hygienic meal…
but first Unka insisted on a trip to the De Luxe Retirement Home for old folks on 35, SS1/22 (JALAN BAIDURI) ..
“Diapers are expensive ya know..” Unka grumbles as he lug the remainders of the diapers into the car.
*Roll eyes*…I was about to retort that he should have shared them instead with his weekly biking friends, cos for all ya’ know, they might appreciate the cushioning effect it provides from the impact while navigating the bumps & curves along the hill trails.
Anyhow, with 10kg weight loss and after 2 weeks of Unka’s recuperation cooking, I focused instead on getting some NUTRITIOUS REAL food & decided, that roadside burgers nowadays are pretty hygienic no?
Especially one in the outskirts of an un-heard of area of Kemensah, at the back of ZOO NEGARA, lighted by one GREEN florescent bulb. I’m sure the Sous Chef can see that the patties are cooked just right by such ZEN lighting.
After all, I zapped to recovery from my fever after The OM.
So apparently, burgers are my recovery food.
More famously known as Ana’s burger, the maestro at the grill is Ana’s hubby.
Ana tsk-ed tsk-ed when she heard of my most unfortunate incident & proceed to assure me that the best remedial spices and ingredients are used in the preparation of her burgers & I should be on my way to recovery in no time at all.
Shake some pepper on ’em.. Ana says. In ayurveda, it is a known drug for treating digestive disorders.
Mustard are great too, she went on.. “It increases appetite and also stimulates the internal organ to secrete different enzymes”..
But nothing beats some kick-ass homemade sambal, the absolutely remedy for diarrhoea, Ana whispered conspiratorially .
So spoonfuls were spread over my medium-rare beef patties…
Coupled with mustard underneath, the beef patty were seared again.
I licked my lips in anticipation…
Iron!! Good for women! Ana explained.
Freshly hand-cut vegetables (Ana insisted that using graters made ’em veg watery & swore by the hand) a mix of cabbage & lettuce for fibre, & lastly, onions to dispel the wind.
Squiggles of mayo.
“You need some flesh on you”, Ana glared at my emaciated frame.
Black pepper, tomato and chili sauce were then squirted over the towering mountain of vegetables..
We ordered the Kahwen & Ding Dong version, where the egg is cooked bull-eye-d instead of the customary omelet wrap-over the patty kind..
And for Kahwen (kahwin or malay for marry/marriage), 2 patties of both chicken & beef are alternated with an egg.
Cost of medicinal burger?
RM4.00.
Okies..now for the disclaimer!
I got tagged by Sean of Eat Drink KL & was given the above “diarrhea line” to begin my post..God knows how he came up with rotten fish head & all ;p
Nevertheless, I get to tag someone now!!
So….HairyBerry.. the song that’s been in my head for the past 3 weeks…
Ya gotta start ya’ next post with…
I know you want me (want me)
you know I want cha (want cha)
I know you want me
You know I want cha (want cha)
(Hahaha)
one-two-three-four
Uno-do’-tres-cuatro
Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere su Rumba (Como?)
Rumba (Si)
Ella quiere si Rumba (Como?)
The music blared & I was shaking ‘mah hips when….
Good luck Hairy! ;p
And for DIRECTIONS to Ana’s Burger Clinic, click HERE.
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Mincing the patty….
‘ala Murtabak..with egg and spices mixed in a can..
Poured onto the hot plate….
The normal one (NOT DING DONG)
THE BURGERS ARE DA BOMB!!! WAYYYYYYYYYYY BETTER THAN the OM!
Succulent moist patties, soft runny eggs and perfect ratio of sauce & spices coupled with correct timing on the grill, the burgers here are the ULTIMATE.
Of course, do ask for more of the green apple and sambal, which definitely adds to the taste of these WONDERFULLY HEAVENLI-CIOUS burgers!
Me thinks another trip is warranted..after all, Ana did say to go for a follow-up check up..WHO’s WITH ME???
And yes, to answer your Q, Unka do happen to have a box of diapers at home. And NO, I do not know what are they for….weekly biking trips perhaps?? ;p
ROFL! well done girl! summore got fotos of diapers all:P
erm, looking at the chili and sauces on that burger i think u should keep some daipers with you, just incase:P
hehe
ROFL. If you lost 10kg, you'd be invisible. 😛 Good job with the tag, girl! Sean will be proud.
really cool post! i loved it! am so glad i tagged you. 😀 but luckily got disclaimer hor, since that is definitely NOT a cure for diarrhoea, no matter how delicious it looks. your burger looks amazing (for only RM4 summore!) but i wonder how anyone can open their mouth wide enough to fit it all in! 😀
p.s. a guy who keeps diapers at home for no reason might be hinting that he's ready to make babies? 😉
oh man…both burgers sounds super-fantastic. Egg on hamburger is AWESOME! and the price…how can you beat that?
HOW THE HECK DID I MISS ALL THIS WHEN I WAS IN MALAYSIA?!!!
what a refreshing combination?! with apple?!
price at 4 is really cheap for such a gigantic burger!
woah, burger with sambal! and apple! strange but actually, i think it works la.
geez, and i thought i not kena tag if i keep quiet…haha!
that's a huge burger for only rm4
You do remember how to get there I hope… =P
hahaha..that song is addictive..
aiyah too bad tat nite i had dinner at home..if not this is what i would call DINNER!!
phewwww and i really thot u hv diarrhea :p so yummy the burgers dunno my partner would go so far for burgers but lemme show him the pics to captivate him 😀
look what thamby has spawned. hahah. great post…so crever, got diaper pics some more.
Hahahaha! AWESOMENESS!! Both the tag response AND the kahwin burger! Ooh…now only I'm understanding this Unka business! 😉 The stuff that materializes on food blogs… really cannot underestimate the possibilities, right??
C&c: hehe..no worries, my tummy barely made any noise, even w sauce & all 😉
The diapers was a nice touch no?
LL: Thank you thk u!
Sean: LOL! Those are adult diapers mind u!
And if I can fit tht into ma mouth, you can too! come on Sean! ;p
burpandslurp: yeahh..too bad we didnt knw each then horrr?
ai wei: yes yes yes..I nearly fainted when she told me the price!
Nic: Blame it on Ciki! And yes, it does work! Come, when ya back in KL?
Vivien: It is isnt? Amazing isnt it?
UnkaLeong: errmm..
Joe: Yess, very filling too!
babe_kl: haha.. do that. Could be a cure for ya throat too!
FBB: yeahh.. it was funny tht the tag got mention of diapers & Unka has a whole box of it at home!
550ml: Oh? Err..? U mean abt me & Unka?
OMG. that huge towering thingie for mere RM4??!! anyway, the green apple seemed a bit out of the picture … wouldnt imagine the taste to match at all. no?
eat burger at the end of world haha but my housemate loved it too!! hehehe
R U quite sure those messed up things on flat plate are not the real cause of your diapering obsession ah ?
you r too young you know
LOL !
hahaha!!! for a minute there i tot…must have a talk with this girl!! street side burger as recovery food??!!
You're an amazing story teller lah…*thumbs up and LOL*
hahaha!!! for a minute there i tot…must have a talk with this girl!! street side burger as recovery food??!!
You're an amazing story teller lah…*thumbs up and LOL*
Aiyoooo…. you put the pic of diapers box, then looking at the burgers still reminded me what diapers are for, can not drool… can not drool with that though, hahaha…
Cool stuff! You found Ana, glad directions worked and looks like you were treated like royalty. Cute spin on the game too.
Waaaaa…nicer than OM? Sure or not?? =P
J2kfm: surprisingly it does go toge. The green apple provides a zesty sweet taste to the overall heavy meat experience.
keif: Its da bomb rite??
bsg: LOL! No la, it is quite hygienic there, really!
lecoupletoy: aiteklyu, this tag thingy..make ppl do crazy things!
selba: LOL! U do know tht this post is NOT for real right? except for the burger part..
boo: Yeah, we were readin frm your direction from Jln Tmn Zooview onwards! The GPS & google map only worked til then! Thks for the directions!
bangsar-babe: SURE!! but then again i nvr liked food tht's flooded in GREASE. So tht might be why I nvr quite fancy OM.
Didnt know they could do so many things to a humble beef pattie!
this is called "cook from the heart". we will always support to those who really "care" on the food and keeping their principle! keep it up!
RM 4 is so worth! I'm drooling now and if can i want to sink my teeth in that tower!
Oh… no wonder you have not updated blog for so long la 🙂 I thought you MIA…lol!!!
Anyway, I find that ur definition of REAL FOOD… hygienic some more… hahahah!!! but then after shedding 10kg off your weight (really???) involuntarily… u can afford to down almost anything that comes in your way 🙂
looking forward for your next post…
Oppsss… just got to know that Sean tagged you 🙂
hazza: ya! who says we msian aint innovative?? SAMBAL?? can't imagine rite?
gill gill: I totally agree. For these proprietors, I gladly recom to everyone i knw and gladly part w mah cash!
allie: yes, cant imagine tht its in KL!!
thule: LOL! Been reallly bz..if not for the tag i prob wont hv atr post up! I actually woke up early to write it!
But nx one will be a proper food review.
OMG …. that sambal belacan burger will make certain people shower after biting on it XD
The burger so thick makes me want to throw Carl's Jr aside and hit this one.
OMG, are you ok? Lost 10kg in 2 weeks time?! That's serious. Take care ya.
And the burger, can't find the right word to describe it. Just wanna try it out!!! Thanks for introducing!
email2me: Hi!! Gd seein ya jz now!
And yes, u got to try this la Ken!!
Sugar Bean: LOL! No no no! its a tag! its all made up story BUT the burger is for real!
And of course, yr recent burger post made me hasten here to get my burger fix quicker than usual! hehe..
I love this!!!
just wanted you to know…
this post made me have a burger today too! But not as lovely as these ones…:-)
Keng lah u! Baru recuperating dah having burger odi!
2kgs?! I think they are on me now =P
Another burger place to go… 🙂
looks amazing!! green apple with a burger…interesting combo for sure!
that kahwen burger is HUGE! how do you fit it all in with just one bite?!
great post! and i will definitely be making a trip to visit this burger stall! 🙂
cariso: IT's A TAG!! a game! no diarrhea!!
Rebeliciosz: Come we go??
wilson ng: yes, ohh..tht reminds me ..u havent tried the OM hor?
alex: When r we havin our makan??
lingzie: Can can..Pg -lang BOLEH! LOL!
I see a great improvement in your writing, I’d love to get in touch. Keep up the great work! Your writing is very inspirational for someone who is new to this type of stuff.
Thank you! I really appreciate your article, in fact I think you deserve a thumbs up.
Dear,
I want to copy your picture of ana green apple burger for her menu..
Thanks
hey..sure! 😉
Go ahead.